Malcolm And Jay’s Theatre of the Absurd
“What would you do if you opened a box of children’s breakfast cereal and it said, ‘Congratulations: you have won an all expenses paid cocaine and hookers trip to Las Vegas Nevada, aka Mount Sin Eye?”
“I would go to the company and be like, ‘could you just give me the money, cause I’m not a fan of cocaine and disease carrying skanks who think they’re entitled to the world.”
