Harry Poophead and the Jackass Tribe of Willy Wonka: Title Created by an Inebriated Scot
Welcome to the Christian wizard’s
guide to milking dragon gizzards
Read some fiction, then the Bible,
then know all miracles scribal:
For if kids refuse to read,
it will deaden mind and seed
of the crops for which we hunger
But do not earn, when torn asunder
from the Spirit of All Ages
Imbalancing the Good man’s wages
So make it your true pride and joy
to give good books to girl and boy.
