“Since when was Shakespeare a Marxist?”

“Since the radical left and the radical right negated one another and left wars to be fought over the meanings of words: which isn’t right. Left, right, left, right: we should have an up and a down party…”

“I’m gonna teach my first born child to read when he’s nine months old.”

“Good luck with that: I taught mine before he was born because he was a reincarnation of this guy that I brainwashed him to think that he was so that he would act like this obscure actor in order to see the mission to completion.”

“Remember when we stole that cake and soda from the judge’s lounge during that debate tournament?”

“Remember when we stole the lives of innocent women and children and too much human capital to quantify exactly?”

“Yeah: that was sick: we had cocaine and hookers for three weeks strait. And oh, dude, you remember when we tried to teach those bitches sex magickal numerology and she was like, ’Yeah, we don’t give a shit about smartsy stuff’ and you were like, ’That’s why you’re turning tricks: get some God damned ambition besides having your orifices filled all day and squandering the money on tattoos and narcotics.”

“I found my Guardian Angel the other day.”

“Really?”

“Nah, just kidding: I produced a philosopher’s stone from my ass after eating a brick of hash.”

“Do you believe in the death of the God Form? If so you have to believe in the God Form to begin with: but if you don’t believe that the God form has or can die, then you concede it to be Eternal.”

“Who wants the secret key to Enochian Invocation.”

“Ooh, I do: choose me!”

(He takes it, and begins to read)

“Oohatan Atheleberseth Madriax Nasatanada Caosagi Babalon” then suddenly bursts into flames, shrieking in Agony.

“Ha! he forgot the story of the Shemhamphorasch from Isis Unveiled: The Hebrews had to tie a rope around the ankle of the high priest on the Holy Day in order to remove the body from the inner sanctum of the temple on the off chance that he had committed even one sin over the previous year when he had been out of contact with the angels.”

“That bites: he had a Hell of a lot of potential.”

“Unlike most of this wonderful planet Earth.”

“Perhaps people would produce more and be happier if we didn’t reduce them to human capital…”

“I’m afraid that won’t work: all human power structures are defined by inquality.”