October 2011
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THE WHITEST KIDS YOU KNOW: SKETCH ENTITLED: RIP YOUR DICK OFF: SEEMS TO HAVE PLAGIARIZED AND IDEA FROM ONE OF MY SEVENTH GRADE CLASSMATES, WHICH WE DISCUSSED IN THE COMMON ROOM BEFORE SCHOOL IN THE MORNING. this autobiographical fact made it exponentially a hell of a lot of many times funnier when watching it for the first time.
Bedtime For Chaos Magicians
As I work and think and pray
I cherish every passing day
If one God should help me out
I still would live with faith and doubt.
Theatre of the Absurd Episode 5
The fundamentalist pastor of a rural Baptist church proclaims himself to be free from sin, only to have every slutty whore assed adultery walk into his congregation at the same time and demand that he pay them before he is allowed to go back to his house.
One of the hookers proceeds to tear a page out of a Bible and use it to roll a nice fat joint, until a shrill old lady in an elaborate dress...
The Psychopomp Says To Alice
“This ain’t the 1960’s, girl: you don’t have to put jack shit under your tongue to get to Wonderland.”
The Theatre of the Absurd Episode 4
Hermes Trismegistus has been locked in his attic all day. His roomies saw him dissappear with the bong four hours ago, and are waiting in pissed off silence watching TV in total sobriety and discussing how one of them should go back in time to video tape an Ancient Greek theatre production.
Finally, the Magus 8=3 Science Wizard emerges down the staircase ladder to Jacobian Heaven, and is greeted...
The Theatre of the Absurd: Episode 3
The God who knows everything walks into a Starbucks filled with crystal meth and horny mermaids and says, “I would like to buy a carmel cunt creme for ciento pesos.”
To which the God working behind the counter replies, “They cost twice that much. You, of most people, should know simple exoteric facts such as that.”
The God who knows Everything says, “Yes, but if I...
Theatre of the Absurd Episode 2
Ghandi, Bob Marley, and the biggest drug dealer in Los Angeles are having drinks at a bar on friday night.
The Dealer:
When I’m gonna cap a motherfucker I like something that won’t leave too much of a mess at the scene, but will get the job done.
Ghandi:
Yeah, that was a major concern of mine when I brought down the British Empire. If people knew that I had assassinated all of the...
Breaking News
Researchers have now determined that the most popular computer game amongst Palestinian schoolchildren and other radical right wing monotheists the world over is now Counter Kike.
“One mod even has a Merkabah battle tank…and if you shoot someone who knows how to read at anything over a third grade level, you get double points: BUt only if he’s holding a scroll rather than a...
Games of the Gods: In for may shun Age Addition
“Kokopelli: get off that motherfucking sniper rifle rocket launcher: every damned LAN party we have I always have to remind you, man, it’s not cool,” Aphrodite yelled across the hallway.
“I’m being perfectly cool: it’s the design of your favorite games that’s not cool: Olympian Murder Master 5 was slapped together on some fatass’s lunchbreak while...
Malcolm And Jay's Theatre of the Absurd
“What would you do if you opened a box of children’s breakfast cereal and it said, ‘Congratulations: you have won an all expenses paid cocaine and hookers trip to Las Vegas Nevada, aka Mount Sin Eye?”
“I would go to the company and be like, ‘could you just give me the money, cause I’m not a fan of cocaine and disease carrying skanks who think...
Phoenix
He told me that Goth
was it’s best when Germanic,
and not when intended
to instill dark panic.
His words were all priceless,
though his soul not viceless,
and I hope to tell him
how he’s Hierophanic.
Set Aside Time
Do you like stories?
If not I feel sorry,
for they are one of
man’s superlative glories:
The bard and the scholar
without wanting dollar
can triumph in vision
and develop voice:
But you must reject people
who consume poison
and know that the universe
is made of choice.
Tohuti: Libris Ibis Idris
“What the fuck?”
You’re out of luck
Yelling confusion
proves you suck.
We all must find,
and should all share
the most effective
words of prayer:
You need them all,
not just one set,
for different Thots
Do you beget:
Only grant power to the best,
and know when to give things a rest,
for you can’t claim without a test,
and a long list of sins confessed.
Harry Poophead and the Jackass Tribe of Willy...
Welcome to the Christian wizard’s
guide to milking dragon gizzards
Read some fiction, then the Bible,
then know all miracles scribal:
For if kids refuse to read,
it will deaden mind and seed
of the crops for which we hunger
But do not earn, when torn asunder
from the Spirit of All Ages
Imbalancing the Good man’s wages
So make it your true pride and joy
to give good books to...
Religious History
You think you can separate
Theory and Praxis?
Well look at examples:
Like Allies and Axis:
When religion’s freedom
is the ideal agenda,
The Masses Succumb
to the worst propaganda:
fucking Jesus, you chose Hitler,
and rifle rounds made heads go splitler,
While only the forgotten heroes
Turned ideals to Ones from Zeroes.
Hermes’ wisdom could have stopped it,
But people...
Religious Fantasy
Just about God damned
all the scriptures
are indespensible, giving pictures
of what can be known
and what should be discovered,
Leading the systems
to glitch when uncovered:
If the best virtues
One has mothered
He will make Peace
with Truth discovered.
I think I’m an Alchemist,
Ain’t that a riot?
But anyone else is
Quite welcome to try it,
For I think outside boxes,
Yet...
Religious Horror
You children are evil,
you sick little weevils
you’ve summoned the Devil
and his name is Steve-al
So get your crucifix
out of that girl’s pussy
and live with some people
who aren’t quite so fussy.
Stems, Seeds, and Society
Learn new things
and future brings
attainments with some
loaded springs:
Kundalini, serpent shakti,
You separate fiction from facti,
Seraphim, their work of splendour,
Rewards thinker and pretender
But only if he chooses well
and puts himself through
Games of Hell,
Until he has gained good knowledge,
A one man Invisible College.
So what will you kids call your doctrine,
to show...
Lessons of the Knights Templar
Zionism over Lionism
Syncretism of stinkretism
scribe over tribe
level over devil
pave-yore over savior
cattle over battle
prattle over battle
skee dattle over battle
conveyed over crusade
facade over jihad
ale over Grail
Tale over Grail
Sale over Grail
Babel over Rabble
Scribble over Dribble
Nature over Stature
Thought over Blot
Work over Turk
Spare-assin over Scare-acen
Alumni of the Illuminati
“Since when was Shakespeare a Marxist?”
“Since the radical left and the radical right negated one another and left wars to be fought over the meanings of words: which isn’t right. Left, right, left, right: we should have an up and a down party…”
“I’m gonna teach my first born child to read when he’s nine months old.”
“Good luck...
Zos Kia: Challenge of the L.V.X. Obfuscata
Imagination
for person and nation
is good or
bad based on
the old situation.
Said the Artist to the Priest
You love the creation
and it’s instigation,
as from the mind
awesome finds emancipation:
Don’t waste time or falter,
or use your friend Walter,
Just alter the altar
that caused altars to falter.
Monotheism, Monopoly, and Monarchy
-Days in the lives of human tyranny.
-A trinitarian Tale of terror and treason in thousands of years worth of human history and many, many acts, most of which are not know to the average person.
Critics Rave: “Read this shit: they paid me too, and if you’re lucky they might pay you as well.”
Thee False Prophet
I think I’ve said something profound,
So please beat me into the ground.
When true NIrvana you have found,
It’s best you teach by Word, not sound.
(“Do you prophet, or do you scoff it:
‘Both” -Scot)
Quintessential Elements of the Psyches of Anti...
1. BOOM
2. tomb
3. DOOM (95)
4. Room
Death of Comedy, Rebirth of Tragedy
There once was a herder,
a religious nerder,
who wanted nothing but to
take people’s money:
he was really funny,
a demeanor sunny,
but his themes and theses
A hive without Honey.
Dr. M: Unravelling Prejudice One Statement At A...
Social sciences: “Half of it’s rubbish: predicting about different groups and their behaviors doesn’t work.”
The artist is the Light, but not until he has worked for it. The Hedonist is a reciever, taker, and even stealer of the light.
Transmigration of The Dalai Lama Number Nineteen...
“Guess what guys: People said I was a sociopath in my past life.”
Human Beings Are the Downfalls of Great Ideas
“I read books.” -Sage - 0
“I read shit.” -Philosopher -1
Scot's Hindu Meditation
“If I had four arms, I would always be jacking off.”
think, “I’m better than that” and you are not.
think, “I’m inferior to the ultimate,” and you are.
think, “I can adequately define the ultimate in my lifetime” and you can Knot.
Thee Sage's Verse Illusion
1. his inability to understand what he reads, sees, or hears (written verse, scripture, or books)
2. Thinking that he knows everything when a man can continue learning until he lies on his death bed, and would still not know everything even if he was allowed to continue learning in Heaven, hearkening back to Pythagoras’ major innovation of claiming to be trying to find out rather than...
Erinyes: Merciful Ones
Fury, thou hast wicked talons
spilling human blood in gallons
Love the lie and you are hollow,
Lead like mind and you still follow:
Lose confusion
In profewshun
and banish Sage’s
Verse Illusion.
Science Fiction
Our futures show us who we are,
politics, religion, war
When technology can do all,
it often leads to mankind’s fall:
But thinking grim can be more funs
than utopias that span all suns.
It all depends on innovations,
and what it means for human nations
To see what should be
and what was
In formats that
everyone has.
Pure entertainment is still fine,
but the best ones are a...
Is This A Conspiracy Plot, Or Gay Porn with a...
Secret Forbidden Rites of the Illoomennaughty
The Most Creative Man in the World
Did not sell a single thing
Undiscovered like Hidden spring
What is it then, that made him Great?
From common themes he’d emancipate,
Say “go to hell” to what they thought
And work while blazing killer pot,
While other fucks tried to make money,
Or failed at being really funny
He had a vision strait from God
His concepts seeds in one great pod
Which fell to Earth
In times of Dearth
And sprouted...
Like Intellectual Elitism, Greatness Is a Non...
Why cast your pearls before those swine?
Just find good books on which to dine.
If they don’t think,
Or even can’t,
You reckon you’re some Hierophant?
Because you are,
If you’re bizarre
And don’t blend in with those
Who won’t go far
They think there’s nothing more to life
Than indulgence and to bemoan strife:
So don’t feel sad
Without dumb fad
Or peer group of
Normal lass and lad,
Just don’t...
This Is What I Was Born To Do
A Messenger, leader,
writer, and reader,
for these things and more should the psychopomp strive.
Without clear knowledge of
the higher questions,
our worthless society are
Bees in a Hive.
Why do they refuse to think about matters worthwhile,
or even meet Knowers and scholars halfway?
Oh well: it’s their loss,
that sick human dross,
in time the whole lot of charlatans
will pay.
Darwinian Libertarianism Meets Narcotic...
There was some bitch who did some drugs
and under skin she felt some bugs
she scratched and tore,
this grungy whore
on nasty floor
by broken door
Her angel told her, “Kick the Habit”
while Devils let her fix and stab it
Through her veins
and to her brains
the pleasure one
with many pains.
Do you kids know someone who’s using?
If so they do it by their choosing,
But...
Wage of the New Age
The Good Magician took to wishin
and the white witch was just some bitch
leading us to the question tragic
of whether we really can work magick.
It all depends, as one should know,
on what’s divine and what’s for show,
Because deep down it take true Skill
and Enthusiasm its bound to kill.
The first wave Wicca
Know they Stoley
From crazy old Aleister Crowley,
But if the art...
The Root of All Evil: Beta Test Version 1.72
Politics will eat your soul
Like Comrade X whose mind they stole
Materialists can want their power
The Opinionated fight and glower
But til old age and dying hour
I vote for only Spirit’s Flower.
To polarize and instigate
to bowdlerize, exacerbate,
If it’s not what the pigs intend,
then far less money we should spend
On parties, Income, Race, and Creed,
and start fulfilling...
From Inuit To Aborigine
Them shamanic Natives
Sure knew their Sedatives,
Their uppers and downers
From Heaven and Hell.
If only we hadn’t
Suppressed Nature’s Best Friends
They’d build us a Garden of Eden quite swell.
In the very old times
The Crazies were respected
Not feared and mistreated like they are today:
When culture knows spirit
You don’t have to Hear it
To see that there need...
My Religion Is Creative, And My Creation Is...
I once wanted to be
A Good game designer,
But realized that writing
was many times finer.
I had Aliens, vampires,
Spaceships, and Glory,
but Abandoned it All
For the splendours of Story.
Wargames Incorporated
While playing with plastic
Young kids can get spastic
and argue and fight until nothing gets done.
When they get along nicely
and make things sufficely
Their minds are improved
Without social skills shunned.
The Name
Of my Patron Deity shall hereby be changed from Tehuti to Tohuti to include the Hebrew Word for Chaos, befitting of my often vastly favored style of Magick, and the fact that the Philosopher’s Stone is often equated with the Chaos of the Macrocosm or Natural Prima Materia which science may still only paint and claim to understand based on fallible human convention and what begins and ends...
Adulation Of the Magi
Honor your Elders
Who are virtue’s welders
but build on their systems
by being good melders.
With loopholes abundant
you heed not the pundit,
but know the best goals
and how people have Done it.
Believe What You Want, Quoth The Illuminatus To...
When things New Age
Are all the Rage,
We must look far back
to break mind’s cage:
For things are made
to take our money,
true wisdom so lost
it’s not even funny.
Everyone Has His Or Her Own Wonderland: Where...
Verb and Noun,
Herb and Clown,
Psychedeliwakening
Strait to the Crown.
Drugs are fine
when found in woods,
Higher Visions,
Greater Goods:
But kids on streets
Have no ambition
and choose indulgence,
not religion.
Harut and Marut: Tempting Angels of Babylon From...
They sold us spells
we went to Hells
but secret knowledge
is still good wells.
The Demiurge sent them to trick
Because Islamic Priests Are Pricks
Who disavau the Cradle’s Power
and for free thinkers
search and scour
until everyone is the Same,
Rejects True Magick
And becomes Lame.
(Innanally, but not inane-ly written in vindication of the Goddess, but not of Imperial tyranny,...